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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy-looking middle-aged
man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take
her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so unabashedly, he leaned over and whispered, "I'll do anything ... absolutely anything ... that you want
me to do... no
matter how kinky... for $20.00 ... on one condition." (There are always conditions.) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
"You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (Controlling, huh?)
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and very slowly and meaningfully whispered in his ear .... "Clean my house."
lol, if only that could work in real life!
haha